Unsolicited CVs

Charles Clarke has offered his services as Prime Minister, saying this in today's Guardian:

"Asked if he might stand against the chancellor himself, he replied: "I don't think events have made that a very possible set of circumstances, but I do not rule it out.""

I hate to break it to Charles but there are not really hordes of Labour Party members clamouring for his handling of the Home Office to be replicated at No10.

Don't call us, Charles, we'll call you.