Party on comrades!
The Cruddas campaign has sent me an email inviting me to host a party.
They want me to throw open my home for a house party.
Well, any excuse ...
But perhaps most of my friends might be a bit upset to get round to Beatty Road N16 expecting claret and nibbles and find they are there "to discuss the campaign and the state of the Labour Party in their areas ... to help Jon win this election."
This is not America.
We are not in the middle of the Iowa caucuses.
Jon Cruddas isn't the mockney Howard Dean.
And just in case he is - let's remember that Howard Dean lost. He excited all the excitable students and activists and scared the hell out of everyone else.
Will Jon's own house party be in Dagenham or Notting Hill?