My credo: Preposterous Uber-Brownism
I am delighted to announce the appointment of Cllr Susan Press of Labour Left Briefing and http://grimmerupnorth.blogspot.com/ as my personal spin doctor and image consultant.
Susan has kindly described me in her post today as a "preposterous uber-Brownite".
As there are hordes of parliamentary wannabees who would give their right arm to earn this description, and are even now air-brushing all references to that other bloke from the last 13 years of their political CVs in a bid to get in with the new management at No10, I am extremely grateful.
In fact I might even quote it on the cover of my next selection leaflet.
Your first month's consultancy fee is in the post, Comrade Susan.