Panic on the Streets of London
The Mayoral election in Smiths & Morrissey song titles:
Ken: "All you need is me" or "London"
Boris: "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"
Sian: "Hold on to your Friends"
Richard Barnbrook (BNP): "National Front Disco"
Gerald Batten (UKIP): "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before"
Alan Craig (Christian): "Every Day is like Sunday"
Lindsey German (Left List): "We hate it when our friends become successful" (especially if they are called George)
Matt O'Connor (English Democrats): "Irish blood, English heart"
And from the parties standing for the GLA list seats:
Respect: "Bigmouth strikes again"
Unity for Peace & Socialism: "Shoplifters of the World Unite"