Job ad of the week
Tory PPC for marginal seat requires Assistant Campaign Manager and Assistant Press Officer who can do the following:
"Don’t worry about facts. We are looking for: good writing skills, inventiveness, the ability to cut to the salient points, being able to put forward a persuasive argument and to present the candidate in a strong and positive way. You can draw in other imaginary or real elements in order to do this."
and can deal with scenarios like this one:
“A UFO has landed in Northampton North and some 4500 very small green aliens are running around causing havoc. They are eating their way through people’s gardens, as roses are their staple diet. There is chaos in Northampton North and the people are calling out for action.”
Interested? Apply here: http://www.w4mp.org/html/personnel/jobs/disp_job.asp?ref=16818