Ken: "All you need is me" or "London"
Boris: "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"
Brian: "Unloveable"
Sian: "Hold on to your Friends"
Richard Barnbrook (BNP): "National Front Disco"
Gerald Batten (UKIP): "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before"
Alan Craig (Christian): "Every Day is like Sunday"
Lindsey German (Left List): "We hate it when our friends become successful" (especially if they are called George)
Matt O'Connor (English Democrats): "Irish blood, English heart"
And from the parties standing for the GLA list seats:
Respect: "Bigmouth strikes again"
Unity for Peace & Socialism: "Shoplifters of the World Unite"
"Driving your girlfriend(s) home" - Ken Livingstone
ReplyDeleteI guess this could be applied to Boris too...
I Know It's Over?
ReplyDelete'Nowhere Man' - Boris Johnson
ReplyDeleteKen: "You Just Haven't Earned it Yet, Baby"
ReplyDelete(If you're wondering why
All the love that you long for eludes you
And people are rude and cruel to you
I'll tell you why...)
Ken earned it eight years ago, and again four years ago, and again right now, I'll have you know.
ReplyDeleteBut that song would do well for a another, blonde-haired, floppy-fringer, buffoon candidate.
Alas, I can't find any whose date of birth would suit "November Spawned A Monster" (to move on to Solo Mozza)
For Boris - "Why do you come here?...I am so very sick of you. Why do you come?" (although I suppose his supporters might come out for "You're the one for me, fatty")
Barnbrook may as well get "Dagenham Dave", along with it's (superior) B-side "Nobody Loves Us"
If Ken WERE to lose (horrors), I suppose "Sunny" would be the one... "We're really missing you, we're really missing you, and you've only just gone..."
"Panic" - yougov opinion polls
ReplyDelete"Heaven knows I'm miserable now" Evening Standard - one can wish
God your clever, are you all students?
ReplyDeleteGod, you're dim. Are you a LibDem?
ReplyDeleteI've been fighting the temptation to allot 'the first of the gang to die' to a candidate, in the fear that it might sound undemocratic!
ReplyDeleteSHIRTLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
ReplyDeletewhere is it?????
Boris Johnson: Hatful of Hollow ( I know an album, but...) / Headmaster Ritual
ReplyDeleteSian Berry: What She Said
Maggie May - Boris Johnstone (think about it)
ReplyDeleteEncore for when he leaves the stage… ‘Don’t laugh at me (‘cause I‘m a fool)’
Almost Gone - Brian Paddick
Forever Man - Ken Livingstone
and if he wins… 'Cool for Cats'
Paranoid Android - Gerald Batten
Well if we're expanding it to ANY song titles...
ReplyDeleteBoris the Spider (The Who)
You Fascists are going to lose! (Woody Guthrie/Billy Bragg/Wilco)
London Belongs to me (St. Etienne)
(I think I'll stop this before I start enjoying myself!)
If I were you, I'd just give up and hand it all over to your spoofster.
ReplyDeleteLondon Fields Toilet Trader, you are on thin ice. London Fields is a lovely park, and the Badger-Watching brigade could do without your homophobic tendencies.
ReplyDeleteWhere does "Hand in Glove" fit into all of this?
Maybe "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" will suit Ken?
Merel,
ReplyDeletelol! You will also enjoy the further musings on the spoof webshite